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Enter your date of birth

Kindly enter the month you were born into this dark and unforgiving world. In numeric format.

Kindly enter the day of your birth, the day you first breathed the cold air of sorrows waiting to happen. In numeric format.

Kindly enter your year of birth, the beginning of this endless torment of doubt and self-loathing that only death will eventually release you from.

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